By now I hope you realize that everything, I mean EVERYTHING is for the benefit of ONE TRIBE.
What else do I do it for? My car plate is Bladderhorn Rescue Vehicle BHV 911. I am here to serve. It's just that I am already at the tail end of my service.
Really, I am getting old. Every day I wish for death to come and invite me home. I had given everything. I have nothing left. Not a drop of zest left. If you think about it, this is not a sprint. It is an ultra.
When I prayed to be the Creator's Most Loyal Soldier, I thought that I would do this 2 years max. Then I get back to my consulting practice and become a multi-millionaire. Live happily ever after.
I didn't expect to lose everything including my sanity and fought Iblis for 15 years. It was a test to the hilt. Even when Mopey was born, there were complications.
The Trail of Tears was really a trial. I was even thinking of ending my life. I actually tried. But the Gerber Black Dagger did not piece through. So many miracles...
The funniest was when I saw a cat about to shit in my yard. I said, "Semua kucing masuk neraka!" Then the cat did the act of shitting and burying its shit but there was no shit! After that, all the cats in the neighborhood died of a mysterious cat disease. One came and vomited on my porch before it died. Cat food from its tummy spilled on my driveway. After that, the next generation of cats no longer shit in my yard.
Because of that, the verdict was all cats and cat owners are confined in Cat Planet. Yes a planet for them while all dogs go to heaven.
What can I say, I didn't know then that I have Absolute Power!
Another synchronicity - Heaven by Brian Adams.
Suddenly I smell cat shit LOL.
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